[Intro: LayZ]
Started as a dream and a wishlist
To be the coolest geek in the business
Presents for the nephews and nieces
Now it's back to mum and dad's for the feasting

[Chorus: LayZ]
Singing merry, merry Christmas
If you ain't got a present, that's your business
We got everything and more on the wishlist
Singing merry, merry

[Verse 1: Behzinga & Jme]
See, in Christmas time, I get #MERKY (Merky)
Moving like Mike with my Christmas turkey (Bakaw)
Harry got the snow (Ayy), Jamie got the flow (What?)
Shakka on the beat (Ayy), KSI got teats (Teats)
Why the hell you bulkin' up for Christmas? Look at you (Fatty)
Dumb KSI got stuck in the chimney chute (Fatty)
We got Christmas on the beat, Santa in the sheets (Ayy)
It's not my fault Mrs. Claus wants the D (Trust)

[Verse 2: Jme]
Mrs. Claus, Ethan's got her on all fours
None of your wives are safe (No), disrespect and he'll pull yours
S-X, "Mr. Top 10", yeah, round of applause
Change style, rudeboy, Jme is just all shorts (All shorts)
Before, war, are you all sure?
Man's a ryzen threadripper, you're Pentium Dual Core
Rock jaws, sleep, snore on the cold floor
While you drown in the war, man will just row to the shore
[Verse 3: W2S & Jme]
Merry Christmas, KSI, you silly buffoon
Yeah, you've got a top 10, but you're the worst on the tune
You can't multiply and you can't do division
Pipe down, you only won a split decision
I'll be coming at you with some Christmas banter
I heard Tobjizzle got nonced by Santa (Nonced)
I took a look at Zerkaa's Christmas list
Can you imagine my surprise when I saw it said "kids"
All the cousins 'round for Christmas dinner, enjoying life
And Vik's trying to pick one out to be his next wife
Happy holiday, Simon, my old chum
The only turkey getting stuffed this year is your mum! (Haha, your mum!)

[Bridge: Jme]
Jingle bells, Simon smells
Josh is a eedyat, Tobi's a wasteman, JJ, no, we don't take no Ls
S-X, "Mr. Top 10", you man tried it, but you all failed
You man are shit, I'm bringing in Vik, man are gonna elbow drop some elves

[Verse 5: Vik & Jme]
See, we're all young guys, got Christmases to come
And you're just OAPs, might not make the next one
Me and Behz on PUBG (Ey), getting chicken dinner
But your boy slim Simon's just getting thinner
Yeah, Rudolph's nose is red, and Harry's is white
We're waiting on an upload, but he's high as a kite (High as a kite)
Yeah, he's up there
Do a quick flyby, Santa's chair
Stone Cold stun a man in mid-air
Take a few boxes, it's not fair, but we don't care
[Chorus: Jme & LayZ]
We're still singing merry, merry Christmas
If you ain't got a present, that's your business
We got everything and more on the wishlist
Singing merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Singing merry, merry Christmas
If you ain't got a present, that's your business
We got everything and more on the wishlist
Singing merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas