Marilyn:
Fellas
Team:
Yeah?
Marilyn:
Fellas
Team:
Is it?
Marilyn:
Hey team!
Team:
Hold the benches it’s Marilyn!
Marilyn:
I just got a date
Team:
She just got a date
Marilyn:
With Baseball’s Chilton Chate
Team:
The lucky so and so
Marilyn:
So run me through the bases
Put me through my paces
And teach me all the things a slugger’s lover to know
What’s that there?
Team:
That’s the pitchers mound
Marilyn:
Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round?
Team:
Batter up
Play ball
You better give it your all, cuz’ all men like to play at
Marilyn:
The national pastime
Who’s that there?
Team:
That’s the first base coach
Marilyn:
Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach?
Team:
Kill me out
Marilyn:
Throw him out
Team:
Because there isn’t a doubt that
All:
All men like to play at
Marilyn:
The national pastime
When I was just a little girl
I liked being dainty and pearly
But now that I’ve given sports a whirl
I finally kind of like to get dirty
Team:
Baby what’s that there?
Marilyn:
That’s the team bull pen
Kind of like the odds I’m seeing, no girls I’m there
Team:
Hit the deck look alive before the ladies run dry
Marilyn:
Because my skills and my passion will elevate the national…
Peanuts!
Hot dogs!
Cracker Jack!
I don’t care I don’t care if I ever get back!
Team:
When the seasons over
The play won’t end
Marilyn:
Cuz’ a baseball diamond is a girl’s best friend
Team:
Yes her style and her fashion will elevate the national pastime