[Intro]
(Reversed speech)
Yip!

[Verse]
There was a Mr. Whipple
He was thinking about he'd like to have a motorcycle
Trying to run down all those fickle, those fickle people
People squeezing Charmin

[Chorus]
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple

[Verse]
Then he came across a very fine lady
Goes up to her and says "Hey hey hey, baby!
And let's go down to the deli
Where I can rub that big old Whipple, Whipple belly!"

[Chorus]
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
[Bridge]
Whipple's nice and Whipple's kind
He's got the paper that surely won't grind
When you leave the store he's the one you'll miss
Makes you want to give Whipple a big old kiss

[Chorus]
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
Whipple!
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of YAYAYAYA
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of YAYAYAYA
Don't be afraid

[Outro]
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