Frank Wildhorn
Mad Tea Party
[Tea party guests]
Hello, goodbye, let's see if pigs can really fly
You know, the tea, is all the way from India, you see
And though that isn't it near
It tastes as if we grew it here
Low tea, high tea ...
Drink your own but don't drink my tea

If there's tea well then it must be
Summertime in the late afternoon
Make a pot, even if it's not ...
It'll be time for tea pretty soon

[March hare]
We're booked straight up thru the apocalypse
Name of the reservation?

[Alice]
Alice

[March hare]
Goody

Low tea, high tea ... drink your own but don't drink my tea
If there's tea well then it must be
Summertime in the late afternoon
Make a pot, even if it's not ...
It'll be time for tea pretty soon