[Verse 1]
If I was a cute little kid
I would show you the painting I did for you
But I'm up in the air
I'm not here and not there

[Verse 2]
If I was a sad-eyed eighteen
I would cut all the holes in your jeans for you
But now, what can I say?
I'm too little too late

[Verse 3]
If I was a middle-aged man
I would buy you a new minivan or two
But I'm stumbling around
With one foot on the ground

[Verse 4]
If I was a hundred and three
I would share all my boring stories with you
But you caught me too soon now
Darling what can I do now?

[Chorus]
All along, I did what I could
But you tell me my timing's no good
Who knew?

Who knew?

[Verse 5]
If I was Marty McFly
I would go back to when we were nine or ten
And I'd be your best friend
Say that I knew you when

[Verse 6]
If I was a ghost on your hall
I would haunt you and walk through your walls at night
But I'm flesh and I'm bone
And I'm stiff as a stone
[Chorus]
All along, I did what I could
But you tell me my timing's no good
Who knew?
All along, I did what I could
But you tell me my timing's no good
Who knew?

Who knew?