[Verse 1]
You've been runnin' around with your head stuck in the air
Oh god, I'd never thought I'd met someone who's quite so unaware
You wore the ear off me last night about all the arguments you've won
And I thought then and there you're awful
I won't stop until you're done

I heard you're into tarot cards, I heard you're into flashy cars
You got a tattoo of Karl Marx, paid for on daddy's credit card
I heard you met Keanu Reeves back on some spiritual retreat
Oh please, tell me more

[Chorus]
I've been sent to catch you
And take you away
I've got a beartrap in the bathroom
Now I sit here and wait
'Cause I hear you lose, you don't play with few
Oh god, you're a pest and you must be stopped

[Verse 2]
Oh, I'm the ghost of christmas past
I'm the drink that didn't last
I'm the pill you couldn't take
Or the headache in your brain
I'm the home you couldn't buy
I'm the one who curls(?) you out
Your head (?)
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I've been sent to catch you
And take you away
I've got an order from the council
To put a target on your face

[Chorus]
Oh, I've been sent to catch you
And take you away
I've got a beartrap in the bathroom
Now I sit here and wait
'Cause I hear you lose, but don't play with few
Oh god, you're a pest and you must be stopped

[Outro]
You've got all the fleas in your house
Only in time I would come get it out
You've got all the fleas in your house
Only in time I would come get it out