The Parking Ticket

I've been having a bad bad day
Come on, won't you put that pad away?
I'm asking you, please, no
It isn't right, it isn't fair
There was no parking anywhere
I think that hydrant wasn't there

Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more than my share
I'm just a poor girl don't you care?
Hey, I'm not wearing underwear.