Don't Ever Go to Paris When You're Lonely

[Verse 1]

You could go in the springtime

Except that's the worst time

When you see all the flowers

You just want to lay down and die



All the lovers are waking up

From a winter of breaking up

You'll be dull, quite a blow

Believe me, I know



[Chorus]

Don't ever go to Paris when you're lonely

The lovers walking past you, they will only break your heart

Don't ever walk the Champs-Élysées alone without a friend

You'll wind up contemplating the end



[Verse 2]

It's the way that the moonlight shines

Reflects in your glass of wine

It's the way that he kisses her face

How they don't even notice the rain



Waking up in your hotel alone

Catching up with your mom on the phone

When the city lights glow

You'll wish you stayed home



[Chorus]

Don't ever go to Paris when you're lonely

The lovers walking past you, they will only break your heart

Don't ever walk the Champs-Élysées alone without a friend

You'll wind up contemplating the end



[French Dialogue]



[Bridge]

I suppose there's an upside

Lovely town for a suicide

You jump from the Eiffel

Give the tourists and eye-full



[Chorus]

Don't ever go to Paris when you're lonely

Oh, the lovers walking past you, they will only break your heart

Don't ever walk the Champs-Élysées alone without a friend

You'll wind up contemplating the end



[Outro]

Don't ever go to Paris when you're lonely

Don't ever go to Paris when you're lonely