I just saw a maniac, a maniac, a maniac
Wild, and tearing his hair
Jump in line, jump'n jacks, jump'n jacks, jump'n jacks
Child, you should have been there
He laughed so loud I though that I would hate him
When I heard that silly dance he didn't raise 'em

Five-foot-two, eyes of blue
But oh what could those five foot do
Has anybody seen my girl?
Turned up nose, turned-down hose
A flapper, yes sir, one of those
Has anybody seen my girl?

Now if you run into
A five-foot-two- covered with furs
Diamond rings, and all those things
You bet your life that it isn't her
And could she love, could she woo
Coochie coochie, coochie coo
Has anybody seen my girl?

Love made him a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
He, he hollered and cried
Like a monkey on a stick, on a stick, on a stick
He was fit to be tied
He laughed so loud I though that I would hate him
When I heard that silly dance he didn't raise 'em
Five-foot-two, eyes of blue
But oh what could those five foot do
Has anybody seen my girl?
Turned up nose, turned-down hose
A flapper, yes sir, one of those
Has anybody seen my girl?

Now if you run into
A five-foot-two- covered with furs
Diamond rings, and all those things
You bet your life that it isn't her
And could she love, could she woo
Coochie coochie, coochie coo
Has anybody seen my girl?

Now if you run into
A five-foot-two- covered with furs
Diamond rings, and all those things
You bet your life that it isn't her
And could she love, could she woo
Coochie coochie, coochie coo
Has anybody seen my girl alive?