[Intro]
He he he he he
Ha ha ha ha ha
He he he he he

[Refrain]
Little girls, little girls
Everywhere I turn I can see them
(Ha ha ha ha ha)
(Ugh)
Little girls, little girls
Night and day I eat, sleep, and breathe them
(He he he he he)
Get out of here!

[Verse 1]
I should be anywhere but here
Private planes, on the stage or on TV
But I find myself here at the Snot House
Little shoes, little socks

[Pre-Chorus]
Please kill me, I'm serious
Please kill me, I'm not singing, I'm asking

[Chorus]
Locked in a cage with all the rats
I've slipped through the cracks
And now I'm stuck with the scraps and I can't seem to find my way back
Get me out, get me out of here (I'll get around)
I'm ready for stardom after all these years
I'm done with little girls
I wanna be someone in this world
[Refrain]
Little girls, little girls
Everywhere I turn I can see them
(Ha ha ha ha ha)
(Ugh)
Little girls, little girls
Night and day I eat, sleep and breathe them
(He he he he he)
Get out of here!

[Verse 2]
Yes, I wanna tear my hair out
I should be famous and part of history
But I find myself here at the Snot House
Little shoes, little socks

[Pre-Chorus]
Please kill me, I'm serious
Please kill me, I'm not singing, I'm asking

[Chorus]
Locked in a cage with all the rats
I've slipped through the cracks
And now I'm stuck with the scraps and I can't seem to find my way ba-ack
Oh get me out, get me out of here (oh throw me a rope)
I'm ready for stardom after all these years
I'm done with little girls
I wanna be someone in this world
[Outro]
Little girls, little girls
(He he he he he)
(Ugh)