[Spoken Word: Princess Paparazzi & Heidi Montag]
H-hey, it's Princess, and you're about to listen to my brand new album, Hollywood Glam
I-it includes songs like "Stiletto Death" and "Piss On Ur Birkin"
So buckle up, girlies
Hi, I'm Heidi Montag
You are listening to Princess Paparazzi
Hollywood Glam is out now, woo
Go stream it, dolls
XOXO, Heidi Montag
And, girls, don't forget
Listening to this album qualifies you
Ye-yes, you, for a free boob job, ah