I have dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff
It’s real rough when you have dandruff

I have dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff
It’s really rough when you have dandruff

I know what they’re thinking when I say it’s really cool
But I know I won’t mind ‘cuz most of them are still in school
I let their flaky comments roll right off my back
And I know I’ll be okay as long as I don’t wear black
Dandruff
Dandruff

I have dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff
It’s real rough when you have Dan Blocker

All the kids say to me “hey what’s with the lice”
But I know that they are just trying to be real nice
I’m a people person and I never feel so blue
But I feel it tingling and some of it’s falling on you
Dandruff
Dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff
I have dandruff