I'm not too big a man to say "surf's up" (surf's up)
I just don't like to distract other folks and such
I don't like to yell "outside"
When you're in a factory and you're making $4.35

Well I get to see Big Wednesday
I think I only saw it twice
And that was a real good summer
'Cuz my head was full of lice

Surf's up
Surf's up
Surf's up
Surf's up

I don't have a problem with somebody saying "surf's up"
I mean, as long as I'm not in a library and stuff (that's where you check out books for free)
I don't think it's funny when young men can't concentrate
It leads to bad habits, like not cleaning your plate!

Well I got to see Endless Summer
I think I only saw it once
And that was a real good summer
'Cuz I looked just like a dunce

Surf's up
Surf's up
Surf's up
Surf's up
Hey, hey, hey

I never turn my nose up at "surf's up"
'Cuz I'm a distant cousin of a dolphin (don't look like a dolphin at all)
I'm doing my part to save the whales
Because I wear these Lee press-on nails

I got to see Big Wednesday
I think I only saw it twice
And that was a real good summer
'Cuz my head was full of lice

Surf's up
Surf's up
Surf's up
Surf's up