Eric Cartman
Poker Face
[Intro]
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

[Verse 1]
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo)
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
[Post-Chorus]
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[Verse 2]
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (Hey)
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun

[Pre-Chorus]
But oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, oh
Woah-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
[Post-Chorus]
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[Bridge]
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lyin', I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' (Mah)
Just like a chick in a casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read this poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
[Outro]
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)