[Intro: Eric Cartman]
Turkey, turkey
Turkey, turkey

[Chorus: Dillon Francis, Ezra Stanczak & Kill the Noise]
Did you have a good-good Thanksgiving?
No! (No, no, no)
Do you love uncle Dillon?
No!
Do you love uncle Jake?
No! (No, no, no)
Do you love your... grandparents?
I'm gonna punch you
Is there anything you like?
I really like turkeys

[Pre-Drop: Eric Cartman]
Bring in the turkey

[Drop 1: Eric Cartman & Ezra Stanczak]
Turkey
Turkey on wheels

[Build: Ezra Stanczak]
Wheels-eels-eels-eels-eels-eels-eels-eels-eels
[Pre-Drop: Dillon Francis]
Fuck that, I really like turkey

[Drop 2: Eric Cartman, Dillon Francis & Ezra Stanczak]
Turkey
Give me a turkey
Tur-Tur-Tur-Turkey
Tur-Tur-Tur-Turkey
Tur-Tur-Tur-Tur-Tur-Turkey
Tur-Tur-Tur-Turkey
Tur-Tur-Tur-Turkey
Tur-Tur-Tur-Tur-Tur-Turkey
Turkey on wheels

[Outro: Ezra Stanczak]
I really like turkey bottles
Yay, don't all my turkey