[Eric Verse]
Respect my authoratah becuase thats what i said
And if you dont i kick you staight in the nuts
Oh what was that Mr. Garrision? you told me to sit down
How bout you suck my fat hair bawls
Respect my authoratah thats what you better do
Or else you'll be like kyle, a fat fucking jew
Hey guess what i got ball hair
(CARTMAN YOU CANT BUY BALL HAIR)
What

[Eric Chorus]
RESPECT MY AUTHORATAH!
RESPECT MY AUTHORATAH!
(you better respect cartmans authority)

[Eric Verse]
Respecting my authoratah is nothing to blame
All the other cartmans have it the same
If you dont respect wanna know what i'll do?
I'll start whipping you
I have authoratah thats what the guy told me
After the jakovs went away and im still sad-e
He said somthing like "eric you havе authoratah"
And i said "sweet"
[Eric Chorus]
RESPECT MY AUTHORATAH!
RESPECT MY AUTHORATAH!
(you better respеct cartmans authority)

[Bridge]
Respect my authoratah
Respect my authoratah
Respect my authoratah
K-K-Kenny

[Kenny Verse]
My name is Kenny but you can call me fucker
Cuz im fucking your mom like a rich guys butler
I am a butler cuz im a butt fucker
Fucking your sisters butt and its like butter
You know i like deep vaginas and girls with big fat titties
With tig bittes on my ten inchy
She give me the licky when im spittin bars
And i be fucking your mom in your car!

[Kenny Chorus]
Respect my authority
Respect my authority
AND I BE FUCKING GIRLS NAMED DOROTHY
Respect my authority
Respect my authority
AND I BE FUCKING GIRLS NAMED DOROTHY
[Eric and Kenny Chorus]
R
[Skit]
Erics Mom: Eric one of your little friends are here
I think they wanna join the song you and Kenny are making
Eric: But myeom its only supposed to be me and kenny
Kenny: yeah fuck those other people