[Intro]
He's chasing tornadoes
I'm just waiting calmly
Chasing her, hey

[Chorus]
Talula, Talula
You don’t want to lose her
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
Sugar
She’s brand new now to you
Sweet love
Wrapped in your papoose
Softly
Your little Fig Newton

[Verse 1]
Ran into the Henchman that severed Anne Boleyn
He did it right quickly, a merciful man
She said one plus one is two
Maybe I’m a happy man
But Henry said
Maybe I’m a honeydew
That it was three
Maybe it’s a bad job
So it was, here I am
Maybe it’s a what you are
[Chorus]
Talula, Talula
You don’t want to lose her
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
Sugar
She’s brand new now to you
Sweet love
Wrapped in your papoose
Softly
Your little Fig Newton

[Post-Chorus]
And Jamaica
Do you know, do you know what I have done?
Mary M weaving on
Said, "What you want is in the blood, Senators"
Said, "What you want is in the blood, Senators, yes"

[Verse 2]
I got Big Bird on the fishing line
With a bit of a shout, a bit of shout
A bit of an angry snout
He’s my favourite hooker of the whole bunch
And I know about his only Bride
And how the Russians die on the ice
I got my rape hat on
Honey, but I always could accessorise
And I never cared too much for the money
But I know right now, honey
That it’s in God’s hands, oh
But I don’t know who the Father is
[Chorus]
Talula, Talula
You don’t want to lose her
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
Sugar
She’s brand new now to you
Sweet love
Wrapped in your papoose
Softly
Your little Fig Newton
Sugar
Your little Fig Newton
Sweet love
Your little Fig Newton

[Outro]
He's chasing tornadoes
I'm just waiting calmly