Crack Miser

[Verse 1]
I'm Mr. White Christmas, I'm high on crack
I'm Mr. ICU, I'm Mr. Pain in his back

[Chorus 1]
Friends call me crack addict
Whatever I touch is sold to buy more drugs
It's never enough

[Chorus 2]
He's Mr. White Christmas, He's high on crack (That's right!)
He's Mr. ICU, He's Mr. Pain in his back

[Chorus 1]
Friends call me crack addict
Whatever I touch is sold to buy more drugs
It's never enough

[Verse 2]
Oh, everyone I've known or loved
Has left or overdosed
They tell me to look for a job
But I'd rather stay doped!

[Chorus 2]
He's Mr. White Christmas, He's high on crack (That's right!)
He's Mr. ICU, He's Mr. Pain in his back
[Chorus 1]
Friends call me crack addict
Whatеver I touch is sold to buy more drugs
It's nevеr enough