Elizabeth & Elizabeth
Oh Elizabeth & Elizabeth
These city legs cannot take the hard gravel of your driveway
You and your advanced books
You and your polka dotted look

We rang bells made out of clay and yelled for somebody to save us
Well now all these years all I can say is I wish I had been more brave for you
Don't you worry pretty soon we'll see the big hot air balloon

And we'll let them land right here
And we'll meet here every year by the river
And we'll meet here every year by the river
And we'll meet here every year by the river
And we'll meet here every year

Oh, did I mention I am terrible afraid of all the crawfish
Let's build a fort instead
I swear to keep it safe to the day that I am dead
We could paint college dorms forever
Or I could get famous and then our moms would never have to ever work again

Remember when we were campin'
Your dad knew all about the bears
Said you can scare 'em with your yellin'
Now I raise my voice when I tell him that I don't hear him
But he still stood right there
And so my question is
How in the whole world do you get rid
Of someone who seems to care care care care!
And now I care
And now I care
Now I care
Oh, I don't know
Guess I'll give in

Oh Elizabeth & Elizabeth
Let your phone ring
For I have ruined everything