[Mr. Winsky, Ensemble, Mr. Winsky and Greg]
A brand new sheriff just came to town
Safety patrol, safety patrol
They run with scissors, you run 'em down!
Safety patrol, safety patrol
You'll get those kids home in a flash
And wear this rockin' safety sash!
Safety patrol
Let no one scrap their knees!
Safety patrol
Watch out for SUVs!
Safety patrol
"Keep children safe" is your goal
And don't mess with the safety patrol!

[Mr. Winsky, spoken]
And before you go on your first mission, Heffley, allow me to introduce you your safety patrol deputy!

[Greg, spoken]
Deputy?

[Rowley, Kindergarteners, Greg, All]
Look, it's meeee!!!
We're gonna help you kids to cross!
Safety patrol, safety patrol
I'm number two and Greg's the boss!
Safety patrol, safety patrol
Hurray, there's safety work to do!
Hurray, there's no escaping you!
Hold hands!
Single file!
Look left!
Look right!
Wait!
There's a car!
Here comes the car!
The car has passed!
Now, we walk!
Let's go!
Safety patrol!
Obey my friend, okay?
Safety patrol!
Oncoming traffic, yay!
Safety patrol!
He's gonna swallow me whole!
Don't mess with the safety!
Don't mess with the safety patrol!