[Rodrick, Greg]
I read your little diary
Or journal, I should say
You wrote about your failures
You gave yourself away
I know about your secrets
I've seen inside your mind
You've wiped out Loded Diaper!
I'll wipe out your behind!
Rodrick rules!
Rodrick rules!
Rodrick's gotcha feeling scared!
Rodrick rules!
Rodrick rules!
Rodrick's really glad you shared!
Rodrick rules!
Rodrick rules!
Rodrick's gonna make you pay!
Cause what I'm trying to say is...
Rodrick rules!
Give it back!
Now, here's a tasty tidbit
Well, isn't that a shame?
You ditched those kindergartners
Let Rowley take the blame!
[Rowley, spoken]
What?

[Rodrick, spoken]
Don't worry, I'm not gonna tеll Mom and Dad about it

[Greg, spoken]
Thank god

[Rodrick]
I'll tell the world on TikTok
One sixty sеcond post
I press a little button and you're toast!

[Greg, spoken]
Wait a minute!

[Rodrick, spoken]
Your reputation is crushed in 3...2...1...

[Greg, spoken]
I'll pay you!

[Rodrick, spoken]
Say what?
[Greg, spoken]
Mom Bucks! 99,000 Mom Bucks! Just deelete that and it's all yours!

[Rodrick, Ensemble]
Pleasure doing business with you! WHOO!!
Rodrick rules! (Rules!)
Rodrick rules! (Rules!)
Thanks for giving me your dough!
Rodrick rules! (Rules!)
Rodrick rules! (Rules!)

[Rowley, spoken]
Greg, I think I gotta go

[Rodrick, Rodrick & Ensemble]
Lousy friend, friendships end
But I'll always be your bro
I'll never be outdone
Cause I'm the oldest son
Yeah, here's rule number one
RODRICK RULES!