I got tartar on my teeth, but I don't care
I got dark brown stains, in my underwear
I'm a crumb and a bum, I'm a slouch and a louse
A crazy man who don't give a damn about his self

All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
I'm the crazy man
I'm the crazy man
I'm the crazy man

I ain't naive, I got a line or two
I'd even make one up, just to lay on you
I'm rude and I'm shrewd, I'm fat and I'm bad
I'm a man who don't give a damn 'bout who he is

All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware

All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware

I'm the crazy man
I'm the crazy man
I'm the crazy man

All the girls beware
All the girls beware
All the girls beware
All the girls beware
All the girls beware
All the girls beware
All the girls beware

I'm the crazy man
All the girls in the world beware
I'm the crazy man
All the girls in the world beware
I'm the crazy man
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware

All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
All the girls in the world beware
Crazy