[Intro]
Gurdy the Clown
Would never let me down
I love him to death
Away he takes my breath

[Chorus]
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
His white make-up is just so purdy
C'mon, let’s get sturdy
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Please move aside if your skin is brown
Yeah, his name’s Gurdy the Clown

[Verse 1]
I bought the 100 Tears DVD
So I could slap my dick against Gurdy
I cover his face with cum
Then I lick it all right off my thumb
Him and I will get married, innocent people we’ll slaughter
I can’t wait to meet Christine, she’ll finally be my daughter

[Chorus]
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
His white make-up is just so purdy
C'mon, let’s get sturdy
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Please move aside if your skin is brown
Yeah, his name’s Gurdy the Clown
[Post-Chorus]
One, two, three, four
It’s the devil, my door
Five, six, seven, eight
I think about Gurdy while I masturbate

[Verse 2]
Wish I was one of those folks in wheelchairs
So Gurdy could push my ass down the stairs
Yeah, I am going to hell
They’re comin’ after me, as well
I want Gurdy to tie me up, I wanna tell him, “Please no, please!”
I want him to spread my butt, that’s right I want him to rape me

[Chorus]
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
His white make-up is just so purdy
C'mon, let’s get sturdy
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Please move aside if your skin is brown
Yeah, his name’s Gurdy the Clown

[Post-Chorus]
One, two, three, four
It’s the devil, my door
Five, six, seven, eight
I think about Gurdy while I masturbate
[Bridge]
Ohhh, oh oh
I want Gurdy to rape me, I want Gurdy to rape me
Ohhh, oh, ohhh
I want Gurdy to rape me, I want Gurdy to rape me

[Chorus]
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
His white make-up is just so purdy
C'mon, let’s get sturdy
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Please move aside if your skin is brown
Yeah, his name’s Gurdy the Clown

[Bridge 2]
When you’re walking down the street
And you find another victim to beat
Alone (ohhh)
Alone

[Chorus]
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
His white make-up is just so purdy
C'mon, let’s get sturdy
I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Yeah, I wanna get dirty with Gurdy
Please move aside if your skin is brown
Yeah, his name’s Gurdy the Clown
[Bridge 2, Outro]
When you’re walking down the street
And you find another victim to beat
Alone
Alone