Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide
For the last couple of miles you've been swervin' from side to side
You're gonna make me spill my beer
If you don't learn how to steer
Passenger side, passenger side, side
I don't like ridin' on the passenger side

Roll another number for the road
You're the only sober person I know
Won't you let me make you a deal?
Just get behind the wheel
Passenger side, passenger side, side
I don't like ridin' on the passenger side

Should've been the driver
I could've been the one
I should've been your lover
But I hadn't seen

Can you take me to the store and then the bank?
I've got five dollars we can put in the tank
I've got a court date comin' this June
I'll be drivin' soon
Passenger side, passenger side, side
I don't like ridin' on the passenger side