I never knew that anything could feel this good
Sittin’ on a pitchfork
And I never knew that anything could be so fine
Sittin’ on a pitchfork

I never knew the sun could shine
All night and day
Hey hey hey

I never thought that happiness could come so easy
Sittin’ on a pitchfork
Never thought that misery could disappear so fast
Sittin’ on a pitchfork

I didn’t think that love could last
All night and day
Hey hey hey

‘cause I thought the world
Was a very bad place
But I’ve changed my mind
Since you slugged me in the face

Now I’m sittin’ on a pitchfork
Oh yeah
Sittin’ on a pitchfork
Oh yeah
So if you want to know what love is all about
Sittin’ on a pitchfork
There’s a couple billion experts who can turn you on
Sittin’ on a pitchfork

Don’t believe the feeling’s gone
It’s a new day
Hey hey hey

And I thought the world was a very bad place
I thought the world was a very bad place
Yeah I thought the world was a, a god awful place

Now I’m sittin’ on a pitchfork
Oh yeah
Sittin’ on a pitchfork
Oh yeah