[Produced by Ryan Hemsworth]

100s, let's do it

N***a, it's the bowtie killa
Leather Jacket Mike Jack Thrilla

Licensed dick dealer, Miller cap peala
Blowin hundreds in the presence of n***as that rap, killa
Late night hunts for cunts, hoes, and dick feelers

N***a, it's the one double O, what the shit do? (100s)
You don't know a n***a name, but ya bitch do
And she ain't even 'forty-two' when I slid through
Now the bitch'a line up on the page I done flipped through

N***a, I'm raw like the night you fucked up
What you left up in that bitch' that she shoulda sucked up

Bad hipster hoes shoppin' at the thrift store
Skinny n***a permed up, ashin' out the window

One laced up, n***as asked me how I learned that
Fuck 'em from the back, and when I'm cummin tell her "turn back"

N***a, I'm a cold mack, get it how how you live, huh
But I never slip they tryna have a n***a' kid, huh
Bad hipster hoes shoppin' at the thrift store
Skinny n***a permed up, ashin' out the window

But I never slip they tryna have a n***a' kid, huh

[Outro: Scene from the 2010 movie, "Due Date"]

(In order of appearance: Zach Galifianakis as Ethan, Juliette Lewis as Heidi, and Todd Phillips as Barry)

ETHAN: "Nice perm, man. Well done, well done on that perm."
BARRY: "Aw, thanks bro, it's not a perm, it's natural. Who gets perms anymore? Don't tell me, is that a perm?"
ETHAN: "Yeah."
HEIDI: (laughs) "Oh my God you did not perm your hair!"
BARRY: "Where do you even get those anymore?"
HEIDI: "Yeah, I know! I was like-"
ETHAN: "I was just kidding about- this isn't a perm."
BARRY: "Excuse me?"
ETHAN: "Th-This is not a perm, I was joking."
HEIDI: "Oh my God! Thank God! cause-"
BARRY: "You got us."
HEIDI: "I was li-"
BARRY: "You got us both."
HEIDI: "You know all these fucking jerk offs get perms."
BARRY: "That was good."
HEIDI: "That was hilarious."