[Verse 1: David Lee Roth]
Call me a doctor
Feelin' no pain
I'm overloaded
Baby, I'm-a down the drain

[Chorus: (Eddie Van Halen & Wolfgang Van Halen)]
(Somebody get me a doctor)

[Verse 2: David Lee Roth]
Call me an ambulance
I'm deep in shock
I'm overloaded
Baby, I can hardly walk

[Chorus: (Eddie Van Halen & Wolfgang Van Halen)]
(Somebody get me a doctor)
(Somebody get me a doctor)

[Verse 2]
Tell me, doctor, one time
Say it loud:
(Japanese)
Feelin' over fine

[Interlude]
Whoo-whoo!
[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]
Ándale!
Ándale!
Whoo!

[Verse 3: David Lee Roth]
Call me a doctor!
Feelin' no high
I'm overloaded
Say alright, babe!

[Chorus: (Eddie Van Halen & Wolfgang Van Halen) David Lee Roth]
(Somebody get me a doctor)
(Somebody get me a doctor)
(Somebody get me a doctor)
Somebody
Somebody, somewhere
Somebody, somewhere!
Somebody, somewhere [?]
[Japanese]
Somebody get me a shot!