Cheloo
Bad Joke
[Intro: FreakaDaDisk]
Talk like this

[Verse 1: Cheloo]
Any rock is a wall when you're small, any scratch is a hole
Free fall, life is like pinball
I love you when you call me a genius
I wanna change your DNA with my penis
You ain't nothing but a fake dog, I'm a true dog
Fuck it, not making love, yo, it's all about the lies
You can see from the outer space my dick size
With your own eyes, but you can't see me
Smoking weed on my roof all night
I'm sick of low life, sick of my future wife
This is not a confession, my real intention
Is to keep you on hard pressure
I'm a good man with bad intentions detaining
So many curses in the slang of my native language
No offense, I'm losing the common sense when
I feel the hip-hop classic BPM
My message is not violent, but in a violent way
I make myself heard in the violent environment today
You got a low IQ and you're happy (Why?)
You and me is like me and a monkey

[Chorus: Cheloo]
It's curious, scandalous, don't be so furious
Life is a bad joke, don't take it serious
When I feel myself double-crossed, not lost
Nothing can make me swallow my words
It's curious, scandalous, don't be so furious
Life is a bad joke, don't take it serious
When I feel myself double-crossed, not lost
Nothing can make me swallow my words
[Scratches: FreakaDaDisk]
I'll give you some more

[Verse 2: Ombladon]
Cred ca ți-a vorbit mă-ta (Mă-ta) despre mine
Am să-i slobozesc în gât încă un copil ca tine
Dau rimă după rimă, un pic de rap, îmi fac de cap
În hip-hop stau și zac cu 40 alcool în cap
Nu accept influențe, tu ai atâtea fețe
Viața-i curvă ca și tine, deci trăiesc cu două zdrențe
Nu vreau să mă culc cu tine, vreau doar să te fut
Când fut nu dorm, atunci de ce să mă culc când fut?
Eu-ți pup mâna, în schimb tu îmi sugi pula, e crud
De ce nu-mi iei pula-n gură când te doresc atât de mult? Spui
"Banii vorbesc", le sparg eu gura-n față
Ce-ți dorești de la viață într-o viață e înc-o viață
Te văd disperată, incredibil, mai nou
Mutu' nu mai fute pământu', o fute pe mă-ta, e vizibil (Penibil)
Mai multe nu știi
Copiii nu te-nghit pe tine, da' tu-nghiți copii
Am prea puține zile ca să vreau să le-mpart cu tine
Indiscutabil, îmi calculez în seringă drogu' injectabil
Valabil, sunt terminat ca bateria și zbor
Privesc viața printr-un geam de Mercedes (Din exterior)

[Chorus: Cheloo]
It's curious, scandalous, don't be so furious
Life is a bad joke, don't take it serious
When I feel myself double-crossed, not lost
Nothing can make me swallow my words
It's curious, scandalous, don't be so furious
Life is a bad joke, don't take it serious
When I feel myself double-crossed, not lost
Nothing can make me swallow my words
It's curious, scandalous, don't be so furious
Life is a bad joke, don't take it serious
When I feel myself double-crossed, not lost
Nothing can make me swallow my words
It's curious, scandalous, don't be so furious
Life is a bad joke, don't take it serious
When I feel myself double-crossed, not lost
Nothing can make me swallow my words