Arrived by train in the south of France
Booked to play a gig at a rock'n'roll dance
The French Dolly Parton in a stretch limousine
Came to pick us up at the station of Nimes

So it's a hey hey - watch your step now
Hey hey - beware how you tread
Hey hey - don't you know
It's the night, the night of the living ted

Those fine French ladies were a wonderful sight
We brought the house down that night
It was teddy boy flick knife rock'n'roll
Straight outta Wales out on parole

So it's a hey hey - watch your step now
Hey hey - beware how you tread
Hey hey - don't you know
It's the night, the night of the living ted

From the planet of the drapes they rose from the graves
Beer throwing hell raising out for a rave
They drug down Cavan and left him for dead
On that night, the night of the living ted

So it's a hey hey - watch your step now
Hey hey - beware how you tread
Hey hey - don't you know
It's the night, the night of the living ted
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