[Verse One: Pigeon John]
Thanks Roots
We 'bout to get some loot now
Uh, uh, uh
Very easy boom pow
Chilling with my nickle Sharlock out the house
Got a page from Murs but now wondering how
Could I call him back
With no phone jack
When all I got is a sleeping bag on the floor mat
Huh, welcome says my doormat
But where my greenback nickle need a celly and a Big Mac

[?]
I got a cell phone
For one call a week
I blow thirty bucks a month and I'm feeling like a geek
When people need rides, yeah that's the only time they call
I lost it twice already at the park playing ball

[?]
He didn't notice I took it home, I needed a phone
Couldn't afford one of my own so I figured he'd loan
Already blown all of his weekend minutes so get in it
Fighting and such
He's screaming "Get your own Air Touch."
Cause it's...
[Hook] {x8}
Celly situation

[Verse Two: Flynn]
I got an 87 Corolla with a cell phone
Feel real ridiculous when I'm all alone
The drone of freeway noise follows me home
Cause of my broken tape decks and the low cell zone

[?]
I come up shorter than midgets when I fidget to dial the digits
And response that I'm receiving from my partners is fridged
When I get wicked and ask if I can use it a minute
Your mobile's coverage is global and that is total incentive
To get bold and inventive but they get cold and preventive
I'm call blocked down the block, pay phone just to talk
Check my pages, use my mom's calling car, I'm falling hard, outrageous
Pay you back when I play the Fantageous

[Pigeon John]
We tried to get a Jay Dee track
But Jay Dee didn't call us back
Cause we some little dudes
But three months later
Psssst...very high altitude
[Hook]

[Verse Three]
I met a girl the other day on the track while running laps
Baby had backs and said she got paid for doing laps
So I took down the digits and she said "come to my work"
What could it hurt? My bad, thinking I'ma go and flirt
So I arrived on the scene, not knowing it was obscene
Knew I was in trouble when I seen Charlie Sheen
Aw shoot man, I can't fall into temptation
Real quick up outta there, feeling crazy frustration

[Flynn]
Tommy Mattola has Motorolla's waiting for us
One second debut, recoups cost of our tour bus
Tantalizing it's band, Puma sweats and Newports
New hats, new shoes, new friends, new shorts
But still my rent barely gets paid
Probably because advance gets split ten ways
And in ten days the pink slip might get placed
On coffee table next to celly not yet paid
Cause it's a...

So what that let you know

[Hook]
[Outro]
So who needs a cell phone? Joe. Joey the Jerk...needs a cell phone. Sharlock P, needs a cell phone. My man Pigeon John...needs a cell phone. Cookbook, definitely needs a cell phone. J-Boogie...needs a new cell phone. Noah...Noah Tutak got a littl little little bity cell phone. But he can still use it. Steve. Steve Taylor definitely needs a cell phone