[Tim]
I've got a mother named Mary
I've got a brother named Barry
And my uncle's name is Harry
And he's in the military
Well, my grandma's name is Sherri
And she's in the cemetery

This is my family
My one crazy family
The ones who understand me
This is my family
Whatever the plan be they stand beside me
This is my family

[Aimee]
I got a sister named Carrol
She wears my old apparel
She traded in her bow and arrow
For a loaded double barrel
She got locked up like a sparrow
And now she's on the straight and narrow

This is my family
My one crazy family
The ones who understand me
This is my family
Whatever the plan be they stand beside me
This is my family
[Kevin]
(knock, knock, knock)
"Police, open up!"

[Aimee]
When the police come a knockin'
Our doors we'll be lockin'
The band is still rocking
Don't let the cops in
We won't be stoppin'
The music we're droppin'
Singing our songs for the ones that are gone
But not forgotten

This is my family
My one crazy family
The ones who understand me
This is my family
Whatever the plan be they stand beside me
This is my family

This is my family
My one crazy family
The ones who understand me
This is my family
Whatever the plan be they stand beside me
This is my family