[Chorus]
I like bouncing - boing, boing, boing
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin
Trying to be happy and when it really counts
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce

[Verse 1]
Bouncing down the club with this bird named Denise
I said to her in passing I was pretty good at tennis
She looked me up and down and said it doesn't need announcing
Judging by the way your balls are bouncing

[Chrous]
I like bouncing - boing, boing, boing
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin
Trying to be happy and when it really counts
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce

[Verse 2]
I get up in the morning and I'll bounce around the bed
If my mum comes in to wake me up I'll bounce on her instead
And when I'm in the bathroom I'll bounce around the bath
But when you wanna try to shit and bounce it's really quite a laugh

[Chorus]
I like bouncing - boing, boing, boing
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin
Trying to be happy and when it really counts
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce