[Verse 1]
I never wanted to be president
Because it's nothin' but an ego trip, yeah
I didn't want your education
Because it's nothin' but a pile of shit

[Pre-Chorus]
You bore me to death
So shut up for God's sake

[Chorus]
Stop readin' me the riot act
While my brains are still intact
You say it's rainin', but you're pissin' down my back
So stop readin' me the riot act

[Verse 2]
I couldn't listen to a word you said
This goin' nowhere thing is wearin' thin
When your sex, your drugs, and your valid vic'
Is just the spit I wipe off my chin

[Pre-Chorus]
I'd rather go nowhere
Than not know where it's at
[Chorus]
Stop readin' me the riot act
While my brains are still intact
You say it's rainin', but you're pissin' down my back
So stop readin' me the riot act

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 1]
I never wanted to be president
Because it's nothin' but an ego trip, yeah
I didn't want your education
Because it's nothin' but a pile of shit

[Pre-Chorus]
You bore me to death
So shut up for God's sake

[Chorus]
Stop readin' me the riot act
While my brains are still intact
You say it's rainin', but you're pissin' down my back
So stop readin' me
Stop readin' me the riot act
While my brains are still int-t-t-tact
You say it's rainin', but you're pissin' down my back
So stop readin' me the riot act
[Outro]
The riot act
The riot act
The riot act