[Snyder]
It could be on Broadway
It could be the Met
Put me in a lounge act
Or barbershop quartet

It could be a boyband
With singers half my age
I just want that hot light
So turn on the spotlight
So show me the stage

It could be a cruise ship
Or a karaoke room
I'll sing Christmas carols
Door to door in June

Put me in a .gif
Or .gif?
I know they're all the rage

I just want exposure
Not that kind of exposure
Show me the stage

It could Equity
Not Equity
Community theatre
A talent show
A freak show
Or something weirder
It could be a county fair
Or a Las Vegas buffet
I'll sing the Star Spangled Banner at a YMCA

Or campfire
A high wire
A town crier
A show choir

It could be a big hit
It could be a flop
Let me let my voice ring out instead of this mop
All I am is a bird in an underground cage
I'll be serenading
Not decontaminating
Show me the stage

Show me the stage