Bruce: The Knife of a very long time ago
It has a power that no one knows
From a country with just sand, not snow
Is the knife of a very long time ago

Alfred: C'mon! Let’s go!
To the knife of a very long time ago
You've got your act and you're ready to go
Let’s start the car and be gone!
Start the car and be gone!

Bruce: Now I've got my act and I'm ready to go
Let's start the car and be gone!

Alfred: C'mon!

Bruce: Oh my!

Alfred: Let's go!

Bruce: Oh my!

Alfred: To the Knife of a very long time a... OH!

What's that you say?
It's the only way?
To kill that monster Razh Al Ghal?
Bruce: I’m only gonna kill someone once

Alfred: You’re only gonna kill someone once...
Well
Just remember your oath
And don't let things go the wrong way

Bruce: Don’t let things go the wrong way

...

Bruce: So Razh, who made this knife anyway?

Razh: Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
So someone brought me back to life before
He gave me the knife which was against the law
And he gave me a vision of all my flaws
And who would stab me right down to my core
C'mon!

Bruce: I won't!

Razh: Kill me!

Bruce: No!
Razh: With the Knife of a Very Long Time A... OH!

Alfred: What just happened?
Did you just kill Razh?

Bruce: Oh no, are you gonna arrest me now?

Jim: What for?

Bruce: Well, for murdering Razh Al Ghal in prison, and making him look really creepy

Jim: No, you didn’t do anything

Bruce: Uh what about constantly wanting to kill the people who've hurt me? And just now actually killing one?

Jim: So Bruce, what was so special about that knife anyway?

Bruce: Well, if if you really want to know
The Knife of a Very Long Time Ago
Until me and Alfred came to know
That the Knife of a Very Long Time Ago
Was the Knife of a Very Long Time Ago

Jim: What?
That's weird!
You're sure?
No fibs!
Bruce: Yes, the Knife of a Very Long Time a... NO!

(Bruce runs away)

Jim: Not again! This is not fair!

Alfred: You've got to let him do what he does

Jim: Do what?

Alfred: What he does!

Jim: Do what?

Alfred: What he does!

Jim: Oh! What he does!

Bruce: The knife of a Very Long Time Ago
The knife of a Very Long Time Ago
I hate
The thrill
Of when... You kill...
The knife! The knife!
The knife of a Very Long Time a...

Girl: Hi Bruce!

Bruce: ... Go...

Girl: We went to school together

Boy: Uh... Aren't you the one who punched me in the face?

Bruce: Um... Yes

Girl: But still come with us! Still come with us!

Boy: I deserved what you did, let's go!

Narrator: From a country where there is just sand not snow
Is the Knife of a Very Long Time Ago!

Girl: Oh yay, we're here! Oh isn't this great?

Boy: Why is that man talking to Bruce Wayne?

Bruce: Them! Them! Not them!

Bully: NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Narrator: The knife of a Very Long Time Ago
From a country where there is just sand not snow
Only Bruce Wayne and his Butler know
About the Knife of a Very Long Time Ago