[NARRATOR (spoken)]
For the 36th year in a row
The winner of the Salzburg Rusic Music Singing Competition Festival Tournament Hair Show and Swap Meet is the Baroness-

[MARIAH]
Wait!

[BARONETTE 2]
How did you get here?

[MARIAH]
It's literally a five-minute walk
You may have stolen our spark plugs
But you couldn't steal our sparkles

[BARONETTE 1]
Actually, we stole your distributor cap

[BARONETTE 2]
But your wordplay is adorable

[MARIAH]
All that matters is that we're here now
And we wanna let our freak out

[BARONESS BRONN]
That sounds vile
[MARIAH]
Maybe to you, but one group doesn't get to dictate what's right for everybody
We have a right to sing our own music in our own style
Hit it!