[MARIAH]
Hello, hello, hello
You must be the Von Snapps
I'm your new lead singer, Mariah Grande
Tell me about yourselves

[STRUDEL VON SNAPP]
My name is Strudel and I make the butter
Sometimes I [?]

[MARIAH]
Oh
Very farm to table

[SCHNITZEL VON SNAPP]
My name is Schnitzel and I want to marry
But all the boys tell me
My Schnitzel's too heavy

[MARIAH]
Aw
That's very personal

[DIESL VON SNAPP]
My name is Diesl, I like sitting on pinecones
French-kissing kittens and sitting on pinecones
And smelling my pinecones and dating my pinecones and-
[MARIAH]
Wow, that's very specific
But that's... okay
All we need is a little, um, flash
Pizzazz
Sparkle

[DIESL]
Oh, so you want us to drag this shit up?

[SCHNIZTEL]
Where should we start?

[STRUDEL]
How about at the very beginning?

[MARIAH]
That's a very good place to start
Hit it!