THE COSMETOLOGIST

Never gonna get it, never getting it from me

I got this n***a that's in my DMs
He’s saying that he really wanna be my man
I swiped up on his page cause he said he a trick
And immediately he said that he was on no bullshit
Then I said okay
And he was like
“I don't play games, I'm a broken man I don’t wanna get my heart played”
“You're not like my ex you're so chill and different”
Then I blocked his ass cause I don't got time to sit here and listen
Listen
I own morе n***as than slave masters
And n***as wanna eat this pussy likе it's chicken al pastor
Or pastor, I dunno, I'm American
He eating my clit like he a barbarian
Then I fucked his sister cause she is a lesbian
Then I fucked his mother cause she is a lesbian
Rode that strap so hard you call me an equestrian girl
(MY LITTLE PONYYY)

YOU GOTTA TELL THESE LIL N***AS LIKE
Never gonna get it, never getting it from me
YOU GOTTA TELL THESE LIL N***AS LIKE
Never gonna get it, never getting it from me
(RIGHT, RIGHT, YOU GOTTA MAKE IT RIGHT OR YOU GON BE A SECOND WIFE)
Can't date no man if he's 5”4
Or a Gemini, cause that n***a a whore
I know that seems extreme and a bit too far
But the only n***a I’d let hit like that is Kendrick Lamar
Yeah I admit, I’d fuck K-dot
I need my man with hair like Marley, no bob
Yeah I'm doing hair cause it pays a lot
I’m on the hunt for a n***a with dreadlocks
A n***a with dreadlocks
A n***a with dreadlocks
A-a-uh-uh wait stop the beat
HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID TO NOT KNOW HIS DICK BELONGS TO THE COMMUNITY
I called that n***a to my house
Cause I had a plan
And he was feening for this pussy to my house he ran
I told him I could be the side and 5”3 is my height
You wanna break from your bitch
I'm giving free retwists
I'm giving free retwists
I'm giving free retwists

And now I’m washing his hair
But he don't know I put Nair
And now I'm washing his hair
But he don't know I put Nair
He don't know I put Nair in his hair
HAHAHAHAHA

YOU GOTTA TELL THESE LIL N***AS LIKE
Never gonna get it, never getting it from me