[Intro]
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[Verse 1]
Nobody's cool as we
Nor quite as esoterically far out
We're so far out it's creepy
I don't think they'll ever get
The groovy standards that we set for love
But they're not smart like we be

[Pre-Chorus 1]
They have no roses
Subconsciously they envy us a lot
They're looking down their noses
And see a couple of dorks with more love than they have got

[Chorus 1]
When they see us holding hands, they wish that they were geeks in love
And when they hear our favorite bands, they wish that they were geeks in love
We rattle off our injokes while they wish that they were geeks in love
And while we make each other smile, they wish that they were geeks in...

[Post-Chorus]
La la la, la la la
La-lubbidy-da-diddy-love
La la la, la la la
Ka-boominy-whoa-nelly-love
La la la, la la la
Ga-shibbidy-waffles-and-love
La la la, la la la la love
[Verse 2]
As far as I can tell
While other lovers go through hell
We'll know we're too cool for damnation
We may not be cutting edge
But we won't take the mainstream pledge
For we don't need your admiration

[Pre-Chorus 2]
They may not show it
It doesn't fit their made-up little roles
They don't even know it, but jealousy abounds within their souls

[Chorus 2]
When they see us on the street, they wish that they were geeks in love
And when they hear us trick or treat, they wish that they were geeks in love
As we lock arms and skip away, they wish that they were geeks in love
And you can almost hear them say they wish that they were geeks in...

[Outro]
La la la, la la la
La-lubbidy-do-diddy-love
La la la, la la la
Fa-doobidy-ding-dong-love
La la la, la la la
Za-muppety-puppety-love
La la la, la la la
Sha-peppity-bismol-love
La la la, la la la
A-bubbly-lava-lamp-love
La la la, la la la
Ma-spockity-nimoy-love
La la la, la la la
Da-ponkity-ponkity-love
La la la, la la la
Geekity-geekity-geeks in love