[Verse 1]
Every night I try to go to sleep
I never make it, because I always see
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
Sometimes, it hovers a couple feet above my bed
Other times, I think it only lives inside my head
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
This is the monkey I despise

[Chorus]
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spine-tingling monkey calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
(Lie, lie, lie, lie)

[Verse 2]
Tonight I'll go to bed
With a baseball bat, with a baseball bat
So wish me good luck and wish me good aim
‘Cause tonight, I'm turning my fear into a game

[Bridge]
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
I take a swing, I hear a thud
Now I'm covered in monkey blood
A fiberglass monkey with two black eyes
A fiberglass monkey, on the floor there lies
This was the monkey I despised
[Chorus]
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spine-tingling monkey calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things