[Verse 1]
I tire of your mind games
I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy, good sir--
No more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me!
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes!

[Chorus]
KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight)
Knife fight! (Knife fight)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!

[Verse 2: Neil & Marty]
Let me tell you something: I can't be beat
Oh yeah?
Yeah—'cause I'm the king of the street!
Well guess what, man: I'll pin you to the wall!
Oh yeah?
Yeah, your knife is way too small!
Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts!
I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts!
Yeah well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
Punk
Dweeb
[Chorus]
KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT
You're gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT
A really really really really sharp knife!
YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight)
Knife fight! (Knife fight)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!

[Verse 3: Neil & Marty & Both]
I'm gonna slice you up!
I'm gonna cut you down!
I'll put you in your place!
I'll put you underground!
This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT?
Yeah, sure
It's time to face the music!
Time to face the facts!
Time to bite the bullet!
Time to pay the tax!
I've got a blade of fury
I am a ball of rage
You ready, sucka?
Born ready
ENGAGE!
KNIFE!
FIGHT!
CUT!
STAB!
KNIFE!
OW!
POKE!
KNIFE!

[Bridge: Neil & Marty & Both]
Hey wait a minute here!
Oh, what is it!?
Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
Hurt? ...I don't want to get hurt
Who does!?
Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a...
TICKLE FIGHT!

[Verse 4: Neil & Marty & Both]
Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight!
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, and bring a feather
And everyone can sing together, now:
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle tickle tickle fight! Hey! (Tickle fight! Hey-yay!)
[Outro: Marty]
That was fun
...Where's my knife?