Neil Cicierega
Mold en Mono
[Chorus]
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Mold en Mono can be traced back very far
Mold en Mono is the next big movie star
Mold en Mono has a cold sharp scimitar
Mold en Mono is exactly what you are

[Verse 1]
Welcome to my house, completely made of popsicle sticks
I don't have any stairs, but the elevator has been fixed
So welcome to my world, you got a problem with the paradigm?
Take it upstairs, take it upstairs
Welcome to my world, you got a problem?
There's a conference, this is your chance
Take the elevator upstairs, this is your chance
No need to ring the bell, go now, this is your chance
See the people in charge (See the people in charge)

[Chorus]
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Mold en Mono can be traced back very far
Mold en Mono is the next big movie star
Mold en Mono has a cold sharp scimitar
Mold en Mono is exactly what you are
([?] Dollarama, [?], I have a [?]...)
[Verse 2]
Once upon a time, an unknown author authored a book
About well-meaning germs, it was not worth the effort it took
So welcome to my world, you got a problem with the weather machines
And the drama queens, right?
Welcome to my world, you got a problem that you just can't solve
And it wants to evolve
Take an aspirin, dude, make a point not to brood
Don't you ever wish you were up on a dish
Making prank phone calls as the meteor falls?

[Chorus]
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy (I dunno, [?]...)
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Mold en Mono can be traced back very far
Mold en Mono is the next big movie star
Mold en Mono has a cold sharp scimitar
Mold en Mono is exactly what you are (Mold en Mono is exactly what you are)
Well, gimme the good news first

[Bridge]
Let me tell you this, okay?
I am not here, I am not here
So you go and fake your death, okay?
‘Cause I am not here, I am not here
I hear Farmer Jones is A-OK
But his pinky toe may never grow back
So you count your chickens before they hatch
Because I am not here, I am not here
[Chorus]
Mold en Mono can be traced back very far
Mold en Mono is the next big movie star
Mold en Mono has a cold sharp scimitar
Mold en Mono is exactly what you are

[Collision]
It's exactly what you are
It's exactly what you are
It's exactly what you aaare
Little green menaces, schizogenesis (It's exactly what you are, it's exactly what you are)
Little green menaces, schizogenesis (It's exactly what you aaare)
Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears (Little green menaces, schizogenesis)
Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears (Little green menaces, schizogenesis)
Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears (Mold en Mono!)
Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears (Mold en Mono!)
Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears (You have no idea, you have no idea)
Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears (You have no idea, you have no idea)
Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears (You have no idea, you have no idea)
Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears (You have no idea, you have no idea)

[Outro]
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Ooh, ooh, ooh
"Do like, di-ni-di-ni-di-ni-ni, di! Like an ending part? So it's just like, di-ni-di-ni-di-ni-ni, di?"
(guitar strumming)
"Great!"