[Verse 1]
Howie thought brass was the height of style
Now he's got something of a steampunk smile
And it's all right, it's alright, it's alright
Sally got a dagger hung from her septum
O'Malley cut his ears off, but wishes that he kept 'em
And it's alright
It's all right to be cool, you do what you do, what you do
Rooney got his skull exposed, doggone it
Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it
And it's alright
It's alright to be cool, it's alright, it's alright

[Pre-Chorus]
Do what you want with you
Be nonchalant with screws
Stuck through your eyelids
You new wave of pirates

[Chorus]
Modify, modify whatever
Modify, modify and sever
Modify
May nothing get rejected
May nothing get infected
[Verse 2]
Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed
Adjacent to her eyes cause she wants to look mauled
And it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet
Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete
And it's alright
It's all right to be cool, you do what you do, what you do
Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope
His plan kinda failed, but it would've been dope
And it's alright
It's alright to be cool, it's alright, it's alright

[Pre-Chorus]
Do what you want with you
Be nonchalant with screws
Stuck through your eyelids
You new wave of pirates

[Chorus]
Modify, modify whatever
Modify, modify and sever
Modify
May nothing get rejected
May nothing get infected
[Outro]
Modify, modify whatever
Modify, modify and sever
Modify
May nothing get rejected (Knock yourself out)
May nothing get infected