[Verse 1]
What are you waiting for, enough of this redundancy
Why don't you go back to my show, no need to torture me
It's just commercials, damn commercials on my plasma screen
It's such a pain, so I complain while drinking my caffeine

[Pre-Chorus 1]
My Nike shoes are on my feet
I'm going out to get some McDonald's to eat

[Chorus]
Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

[Verse 2]
(nonsense syllables to melody)

[Pre-Chorus 2]
My life's a mess, I'm all alone
But that's okay, ‘cause I got my cute little Nokia cell-phone

[Chorus]
Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore
[Bridge]
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me you feel it too
This unstoppable force that delivers my hand to my wallet
Extracts all my hard earned dinero, and casts it to the smirking rottweilers
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Please tell me you feel it too

[Chorus]
It's something that I can't ignore
I used to but I can't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore, and