It's movie movie movie night, down at the theater
Let's get some soda, I'd like a liter
I dun- I dun- I dunno what we should see
The Osbournes Movie or Scooby Doo 3?

Let's see… Let's see…
Let's just see any old thing
I like to throw popcorn at people's heads
So, let's just see any old thing

There's lotsa lotsa lotsa films making lotsa revenue
"The Sixth Sense 2" got a pretty good review
Looking at the posters, and feeling kinda manic
I wanna see the preview for "Return of Titanic"

Let's see… Let's see…
Let's just see any old thing
I like to throw popcorn at people's heads
So, let's just see any old thing

Big budget action movies for guys
Chick flicks and dramadies for the ladies
Hollywood's rich and getting richer
But movies were better in the 80s

So what, what, what do we do with our money?
Should we see something scary?
Should we see something funny?
We could see Adam Sandler team up with Jackie Chan
But there is no way that I will pay
For any film that does not cater
To my miniscule attention span

So, let's just see any old thing
So, let's just see any old thing