Neil Cicierega
Ode to Crayola
[Verse 1]
Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, and Jungle Green
That's what I said
Wild Watermelon, Midnight Blue, Atomic Tangerine
Radical Red, Sky Blue, and Shamrock too
And Gold so true it glows
I love the Razzmatazz, and Purple Pizazz
And Razzle Dazzle Rose
Every color's like an old friend
Hot Magenta is a godsend
[Pre-Chorus]
I took the factory tour
It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed
I know they're pieces of wax
But I can never relax without my box of 96
[Chorus]
Crayola, Crayola's all that I know
The colors, delicious, making a rainbow
Crayola, I love you so
[Verse 2]
I love them so much, every shade, every gorgeous hue
It's no surprise
They're taking over everything that I say and do
I'm gonna rise at dawn with no clothes on
And color on my skin
Colors of life and love from heaven above
Absolve me of my sin
I would wear them like a nightgown
But they're getting kinda worn down
[Pre-Chorus]
I took the factory tour
It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed
I know they're pieces of wax
But I can never relax without my box of 96
[Bridge]
I love you Vivid Violet
I love you Robin's Egg Blue
I love you Screamin' Green
And Purple Mountain's Majesty too
I really love my babies
I really love my babies
I love my crayons and I love the way they taste
[Chorus]
Crayola, Crayola's all that I know
The colors, delicious, making a rainbow
Crayola, I love you so