Everywhere I look I always see
People who are crazier than me

Gadzooks!
Gadzooks!
You're all such crazy kooks!
A bunch of flaky flukes
You're giving me the spooks

Everyone's gone funny in the head
I went outside and this is what I said...

I said:

Egad!
Egad!
I think you've all gone mad!
Gone nuts at least a tad
It's really kind of sad

How can people so bizarre exist?
(How can people so bizarre exist?)
They should go to a psychiatrist
(They should go right now.)

By Jove!
By Jove!
You've formed a crazy drove
And on the streets you rove!
It's something that I loave...
...loathe

Gorblimey!
Gorblimey!
The situation's getting slimy!
And I am just so stymied!
I can't think of a rhymie

Gee Willikers!
Gee Willikers!
You're all mentally illikers!
No, this is not a drillikers!
Okay, this is getting sillikers

Odds-bodkins!
Odds-bodkins!
Don't know what that means

Gadzooks!
Gadzooks!
You're all such crazy kooky kooks!