Neil Cicierega
Angry People
There is anger in this country
It fills the hearts of these people
Eating with anger
Dancing with anger
Falling in love
With each other with anger

When a man and a woman hate each other very much
They make love angrily
Like birds of prey (and Africanized bees)
And with a little bit of luck they'll conceive

They will conceive
An evil baby
Nine horrible months
And then she is born
Ripped into a world
That doesn't want her
A beautiful girl
She's screaming already
She's learning to walk
Walking with anger
She's learning to talk
She says she hates you
She wants you to pay
For bringing her here
You've never been chased by a baby before
You secretly wish she had never been born
You secretly wish you hadn't bought her a gun
What were you thinking?
But now it's too late
She fires her gun
Now there's a hole in your face
You hate to show weakness
In front of your child
But sooner or later
Everybody must die
Die by the hand
Of their own evil baby
You realize this now
It makes you feel...

Hey, look out!
We're angry people!
Exploding in love
We're completely normal!
Throwing bottles at God
You did this to us!
Why did you do this to us?
We're angry people
With financial problems!
Making evil babies
Evil babies with guns
It's completely normal
Everything's completely normal!
Hey, look out!
We're angry people!
Exploding in love
We're completely normal;
Throwing bottles at God
You did this to us!
Why did you do this to us?
We're angry people
With financial problems!
Making evil babies
Evil babies with guns
It's completely normal
Everything's completely normal

[Chorus x2]

Put on your glasses
Get your calculator
There's too many people
Drinking too much water
Over populating
Every jurisdiction
Their phones are ringing
Simultaneously
1-800 number?
Let it go to voicemail
If it's that important
They'll leave a message
I mean we're normal people
Too busy to talk
At the supermarket
Buying bottles of water
The big one is coming
I hope you have a basement
Take off your glasses
Let me see your eyes
They're red and bloodshot
Exactly like mine
That's completely normal, everything's completely normal

We're angry people!
Exploding in love
We're completely normal;
Throwing bottles at God
You did this to us!
Why did you do this to us?

[Outro]
We're angry people (turning into tigers)!
We're angry people (turning into wolves)!
We're angry people (turning into tigers)!
We're angry people (turning into wolves)!
We're angry people (turning into tigers)!
We're angry people (turning into wolves)!
We're angry people (turning into tigers)!
We're angry people (turning into wolves)!
We're angry people (turning into tigers)!
We're angry people!