[Intro]
Oh, baby!
(pained moans)
Oooh, eurgh, eurgh, ugh!
Don't drop it. Don't-
Go! [?], go, go, go...
[?]

[Verse 1]
I love when you bake my toenail salad
I got plastic eyeball
She's got chewy cheesedog
We got nipple torture
Let's go play some leap frog
I got plastic eyeball
She's got chewy cheesedog
We got nipple torture
Let's go play some leap frog

[Post-Verse 1]
Oh, wow, mental meltdown! (stuttery text-to-speech voice)
Oh, ugh!
One, two, three, four!
One two three four five six seven eight
One two three four five six seven eight
One two three four five six seven eight
One, two, three, four
[Verse 2]
I like wizard hat in a wizard hat pie
I got plastic eyeball
She's got chewy cheesedog
We got nipple torture
Let's go play some leap frog
I got plastic eyeball
She's got chewy cheesedog
We got nipple torture
Let's go buy a leap frog!

[Bridge]
Would you like to go?
[?] the show?
Would you like to go?
[?] know
Would you like to go?
[?] show?
Would you like to go?
Go tell your mom that I'm under your bed

[Outro]
You guys are killin’ [?]...
[?]
Wait a minute. Hold on. What-
You think you're gonna really [?]
[?]
[?] sure do [?], [?]!
Stop it!
It's yams time!
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams (One million dollars, one million dollars, one million)
Yams yams yams yams
Yams yams yams yams (One million dollars, one million dollars, one million)
Yams yams yams yams
Yawn yawn yawn yawn
Yawn yawn yawn yawn (Yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn, yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn)
Yawn yawn yawn yawn (Yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn, yawn!)
Yawn yawn yawn yawn
[?]
Shut up!