Yo, welcome to the World Wide Web
We're gonna take you through it, step by step!
There's a thousand pages, but you can't load 'em
Unless you hook up your serial modem!
After that you just log online and...
WEB-SURFIN' TIME!

They got everything you could ever want, from MIDI files to your favorite font!
All you gotta do is download the file, then take a nap 'cause' it'll take a while!
You can even chat with your online buds
Doesn't matter if they Crips or Bloods
Everybody's friends that's what I said so let's kick it together on the World Wide Web!

Build a homepage all about you
With counter, guestbook, and F.A.Q
There's electronic mail or 'e-mail' for short
Send jokes, comics, or a book report!
They got online games like you wouldn't believe
Like Checkers...

They got hypertext, JPEGs, TXTs
Subservient brides from overseas!
Newsgroups, webrings, mailing lists
If you can imagine it, it exists!

The world wide web's gonna change the world, whether you're a boy or even a girl!
There's more people on it every day
It's the mega-powered information super highway!